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Old 01-16-2013, 08:03 AM
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I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are

I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones,
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
nd tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then
I could turn the bugger off
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:07 PM
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Nice! well said.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:35 PM
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Default Re: Satnav

Hahahahahahahaha. Nice. This belongs in the OT section, but is still quite entertaining
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Thanks for all your responses regarding the RHF Antenna that I discovered under my Genny. Turns out my car was installed with teletrac at the dealership, and this is just the tracking antenna that the police use to locate the vehicle (kind of like Lo-Jack).
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I would take it off, hook it up to a small battery and FedEx that bitch around the world
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Hahahahahahahaha. Nice. This belongs in the OT section, but is still quite entertaining
Noooooo! This belongs in the Poetry section!
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:36 PM
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Default Re: Satnav

IF we had one . It is one beautiful piece of work!
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Thanks for all your responses regarding the RHF Antenna that I discovered under my Genny. Turns out my car was installed with teletrac at the dealership, and this is just the tracking antenna that the police use to locate the vehicle (kind of like Lo-Jack).
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I would take it off, hook it up to a small battery and FedEx that bitch around the world
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